INT.
SCHOOL/CLASSROOM - DAY
Class
is already in session. The students are seated, Mr. Ryan is planted on top of
his desk, and Student #1 stands before the class, reading his protest song.
Thel
quietly enters the room, and slips into his desk. Mr. Ryan acknowledges his
presence. Thel notices that Kelly is absent.
STUDENT
#1
The cops, my folks, the principal.
They just don’t understand.
The way I feel, Is so unreal.
When I’m doing a handstand.
They lock me up, knock me down.
Make me do hard time.
Please remember this simple fact.
Skateboarding is not a crime.
Student
#1 one flashes a dopey grin. Mr. Ryan gives a reassuring nod.
MR.
RYAN
It has anger. It questions the system. Very good.
Mr.
Ryan looks at Thel.
MR.
RYAN
Okay, Mr. Tardy. Let’s hear your protest song.
Thel
grabs his notebook, and walks to the front of the class. He looks nervously at
the students. He clears his throat, then begins reading.
THEL
There’s a lonely kid, an only kid.
He lives in the neighborhood.
He has no friends, just dead ends.
He always does as he should.
You’ll never know, he’ll never show.
The pain that burns within his soul.
He’ll hold it in, again and again.
One day that pain will blow.
Without
looking up, Thel pauses. His expression turns angry.
THEL
Know that I’m a fucking monster.
Say my name with death.
I’ll rip out your entrails.
And pull out your fingernails.
I’ll suck out your final breath.
Crush your skull with an iron fist.
Your life is just a blur.
I always spell my name in blood.
Cause I’m a fucking monster.
The
class and Mr. Ryan stare at Thel in a state of shock. Their mouths hang open.
The room is completely silent.
INT.
SCHOOL/PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE - DAY
Thel
sits in the Principal’s office. In front of him, stands Mr. Ryan and a very
upset PRINCIPAL JAMES. James is looking at Mr. Ryan.
JAMES
The kid’s a psychopath. I want him out of the
school.
MR.
RYAN
Principal James, we, as educators, are supposed to
be here for our students.
Mr.
Ryan kneels in front of Thel.
MR.
RYAN
Is everything okay at home, Thel?
THEL
I guess.
MR.
RYAN
You know, if you ever need a friend, I’m here for
you.
James
cuts in.
JAMES
Cut the new age crap, Ryan. I can’t have my students
writing poetry about human mutilation.
Mr.
Ryan stands up and faces James. Crutch appears behind Mr. Ryan and James. Only
Thel can see Crutch. Thel is nervously surprised.
MR.
RYAN
I’m trying to reach out to him. You could do the
same.
James
thinks for a moment. Crutch speaks to Thel.
CRUTCH
Why don’t we drop root tonight and kill the
treehugger?
Thel
shakes his head negatively.
JAMES
(To
Mr. Ryan)
He’s never gotten in trouble before. I suppose I
could go easy on him.
CRUTCH
(To
Thel)
We can chop him up and put him in the recycling bin.
Crutch
starts doing a bizarre dance behind Mr. Ryan. James looks at Thel.
JAMES
Why don’t you get back to class.
Thel
ignores James and yells at Crutch.
THEL
Would you get the fuck out of here?
Mr.
Ryan is shocked and James goes ballistic. Crutch is laughing hysterically.
JAMES
Okay, Mr. You just bought yourself a weeks worth of
in-house suspension. Now get out of my office, before I really get mad.
Giving
off heavy attitude, Thel rises and exits the office.
INT.
SCHOOL/LIBRARY - DAY
Pam
and Thel sit opposite of each other, at a table in the library. Pam has a stack
of books next to her. She is looking through a book about plants. Thel looks
worried.
THEL
It’s not going to be in that one either.
Pam
puts the book down and looks at Thel.
PAM
Would you please tell me why you want to know about
African roots?
Thel
looks around, then leans into Pam.
THEL
You have to promise that you won’t hate me.
PAM
I could never hate you, Thel.
THEL
I’ve been taking this root that makes my head go all
crazy. Now I’m starting to have flashbacks, and I’m getting scared.
Pam
is surprised.
PAM
I can’t believe you’re messing around with drugs.
THEL
It’s not drugs. It’s a root.
PAM
It’s a psychedelic root, and it most certainly is
drugs.
THEL
Please Pam, don’t give me any shit. I’m in a lot of
trouble.
Pam
gives an understanding look.
PAM
I guess the first thing we should do is find out
what we’re dealing with.
Pam
picks a book up from the pile.
PAM
I think I have just the thing.
Pam
shows the book to Thel. It is entitled: A SPACEMAN’S GUILD TO HERBAL FREEDOM.
Pam begins to flip through the book. Thel glances at the back cover, and sees a
picture of Evan.
THEL
That’s the guy who gave me the root.
PAM
Then, this is definitely the right book.
Pam
spots something in the book that grabs her interest. She folds the book in
half, and shows a picture of the root to Thel.
PAM
Is this the root?
THEL
That’s it. What does it say about it?
Pam
unfolds the book and shows the text, next to the root picture, to Thel. The
text, in big bold lettering, simple reads: THIS SHIT WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING
MIND.
PAM
Do you have any other ideas?
Pam
looks over Thel’s shoulder and sees Howard walking towards Thel.
PAM
Look out. Howard's coming.
Howard,
who is despondent, walks uneventfully past Thel. Pam looks confused.
PAM
That was strange. He didn’t punch you, spit on you,
or anything.
Pam
looks over her shoulder at Howard, who’s still walking away.
PAM
And another thing. Where’s his Siamese twin. I’ve
never seen the two of them apart before.
Thel,
disinterested, gets up, and mopes away. Pam tries to reason with all of the
oddness around her.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BATHROOM - DAY
Thel
is standing over the toilet, holding the woven bag. He thinks very carefully
about his next move. The decision is made. Thel opens the bag and dumps the
remaining roots into the toilet.
He
flushes. Happy with his choice, he tosses the woven bag in the trash. He
watches as the roots disappear down the drain, then exits the bathroom.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BEDROOM - DAY
Thel
enters his bedroom. He immediately notices that the woven bag is on top of his
dresser. He becomes alarmed and slowly approaches the bag. He picks up the bag
and reaches inside. To his amazement, the bag is full of roots.
Thel
feels the fear setting in. He is startled by a loud KNOCK at the front door. He
drops the woven bag and runs to answer the door.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY
Thel
walks to the front door and cautiously opens it. To his relief, there is an
angelic female SOLICITOR, at the door. She smiles.
SOLICITOR
Hi. Are your parents home?
THEL
No. I’m sorry.
SOLICITOR
Maybe you can help. We’re trying to raise money to
send disadvantaged youths to camp. For a small donation...
Suddenly,
the Solicitor is violently forced into the house. Behind her, doing the
forcing, is Crutch. She screams as Crutch throws her to the floor. He slams the
door. Thel is horrified.
THEL
What are you doing?
Crutch
grins an evil grin.
CRUTCH
Do you want to fuck her first, or shall I?
In
a panic, the Solicitor tries to get up. Crutch bashes her in the face with his
elbow, and she hits the floor again.
THEL
No, Crutch. This is wrong.
CRUTCH
But it feels so good.
Crutch
picks the solicitor up. He is behind her, with his arm locked around her neck.
At this point, she is beginning to hyperventilate.
THEL
Let her go.
CRUTCH
I can’t. She’s seen too much.
A
switchblade knife appears in Crutch’s hand. He slashes the Solicitor’s throat.
She grasps the gaping neck wound and sinks to her knees, as blood shoots out at
maximum psi. Thel is mortified.
THEL
What the fuck is the matter with you?
CRUTCH
I did this for you.
THEL
I didn’t want her killed. I don’t even know her.
Crutch
gets angry.
CRUTCH
You still don’t get it. They are all out to fuck you
over. Every last one of these motherfuckers are your mortal enemy. If you let your
guard down for a second, you’re fucked.
Thel
eyes the front door. He makes a move towards the door, but Crutch blocks his
way. Thel reverses direction, and heads for the basement.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BASEMENT - DAY
Thel
runs terrified, down the basement steps. He flicks on the light, and finds
himself standing in a pile of human corpses. The corpses include, that of
Kelly, Craig, Mrs. Ginty, Lucky, Clerk, as well as many unrecognizable ones.
Thel screams out.
THEL
Nooooooo!
Crutch
stands before Thel.
CRUTCH
What’s your problem?
THEL
What is this?
CRUTCH
It’s your handiwork.
Thel
is becoming unglued.
THEL
No. That was make-believe. It was just the drug. How
could this be?
CRUTCH
This is what you wanted. This is what you dreamed
for.
THEL
I didn’t know. It’s not what I wanted. This can’t be
real.
Crutch
chuckles.
CRUTCH
There’s a very fine line between fantasy and
reality. That line becomes harder to see, when it’s covered in blood.
Thel
stares glassy-eyed at the corpses. He is in total disbelief. Crutch puts his
arm around Thel.
CRUTCH
You asked for, you got. Them’s the facts. What we
need to talk about now, is getting rid of the evidence. It’s not going to do
either one of us any good, if you go to the gas chamber.
THEL
What gas chamber?
Crutch
pulls Thel’s head to his shoulder, and pats him gently on the head.
CRUTCH
There, there. You won’t have to worry about
anything, as long as you listen to your good buddy Crutch.
Crutch
walks Thel over to a workbench, and hands him a cross-cut hand saw.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BASEMENT - NIGHT
Thel
is knee-deep in blood and human body parts. He is trying to saw through a leg.
Crutch sits nearby, smoking a pipe. The sheer gruesomeness finally gets to
Thel. He stops sawing and looks to Crutch.
THEL
I cant do this anymore.
CRUTCH
Sure you can. I believe in you, Thel.
THEL
I really am a monster.
Crutch
jumps up from his seat.
CRUTCH
That’s where you are wrong. You are a victim. A
victim of society. Where you were once weak and feeble, you are now strong. The
elitist social class can no longer use you as a doormat. You are simply taking
back what was stolen from you.
Crutch
gets very close to Thel.
CRUTCH
This is about dignity.
Crutch
takes the saw from Thel.
CRUTCH
Why don’t you rest for a while. I can handle it from
here.
Crutch
gleefully saws away at a torso. Thel plops down on the ground, still unable to
accept his new reality.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BATHROOM - NIGHT
Thel
is taking a shower. He frantically scrubs, but he cant wash away the pain and
anguish. He sinks to the tub floor and cries. He has visions of the dead faces
of his victims. He cries harder as his torment grows.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BATHROOM - NIGHT
Thel
steps out of the shower. Crutch is sitting on the top of the toilet.
CRUTCH
That was a pretty long shower. I’m going to have to
start calling you the Mad Beater.
Thel
ignores Crutch, as he wraps a towel around his waist.
CRUTCH
Don’t worry. I buried the bodies in a shallow grave,
out by the interstate. Pretty clichéd, huh?
Thel
still ignores Crutch. Thel applies deodorant. Crutch gets off the toilet, and
goes to Thel. He grabs Thel’s face.
CRUTCH
What’s going on?
THEL
If I ignore you, maybe you’ll go away.
Crutch
releases Thel’s face.
CRUTCH
That’s the thanks I get, for being your friend?
THEL
I just want to be left alone.
CRUTCH
Put on some clothes, and meet me out front.
THEL
Why?
CRUTCH
Just do it.
Crutch
exits the bathroom. Thel slams his fists on the sink counter.
EXT.
THEL’S HOUSE/DRIVEWAY - NIGHT
Crutch
and Thel stand before a magnificent Sub-lime colored 1970 Dodge Coronet R/T
convertible. Thel is mesmerized by the car.
THEL
This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
CRUTCH
I figured you for a rag-top man.
Thel
walks closer for a better look.
CRUTCH
This is my gift to you. For all the hard work you’ve
put in.
THEL
Really?
Thel
opens the door, and hops in the drivers seat.
CRUTCH
Take it for a spin. Cruise some chicks. I’m giving
you the night off.
Thel
starts the car up, and grins when he hears the sound of the engine.
THEL
Fuck yeah!
Thel
revs the engine. Crutch is proud that he can so easily control Thel.
INT.
THEL’S CAR - NIGHT
Thel
is rolling down the street in the Coronet R/T. Sitting beside him, is Pam. The
top is down and the MUSIC is loud.
PAM
I can’t believe you bought this. This car is so
un-you.
THEL
I figured I was due for an image change.
PAM
Where’d you get the money?
THEL
I’ve been saving up for a while.
Thel
looks Pam over.
THEL
What do you think?
Pam
smiles.
PAM
I like.
Pam
puts her hand on Thel’s knee. Thel smiles and enjoys the ride. A police car,
with lights flashing, is behind Thel. He turns the radio off.
THEL
Shit. We’re busted.
Thel
pulls the car over and stops. He looks at Pam.
THEL
Just be cool and pretend we aren’t doing anything.
PAM
We’re not.
The
PATROLMAN gets out of his car and approaches Thel’s side off the car.
PATROLMAN
License and registration, please.
Thel
takes his license out, then grabs the registration from the glove box. He hands
them to the Patrolman.
THEL
Is there a problem, officer?
PATROLMAN
You ran a stop sign, back there.
THEL
Actually, I did come to a rolling stop.
Completely
straight-faced, the Patrolman responds.
PATROLMAN
Rolling stop? That’s funny. Stay put. I’ll be with
you in a moment.
The
Patrolman walks back to his car. Thel is nervous. He looks at Pam.
THEL
What if he runs my plates?
PAM
Who cares? This your car.
THEL
(Uncomforted)
Yeah, you’re right.
Thel
is fretting uncontrollably.
PAM
Would you calm down. It’s only a traffic ticket.
It’s no big deal.
THEL
I’m just nervous, that’s all. I’ve never been pulled
over before.
As
Thel is shaking in his boots, the Patrolman returns to Thel’s side of the car.
But, it’s not the Patrolman, it’s Crutch, dressed as the Patrolman.
CRUTCH
I’m going to let you off with a warning.
Thel
looks up and recognizes Crutch. Pam doesn’t realize that it’s not the
Patrolman.
CRUTCH
Buckle up and drive safe.
Crutch
smiles as he hands the license and registration back to Thel. Crutch winks,
then walks back to the police car. Thel breathes a sigh of relief.
INT.
THEL’S CAR - NIGHT
Thel
and Pam are parked in Pam’s driveway. They are looking at each other.
PAM
I had a really nice time tonight.
THEL
Me too.
Pam
studies Thel’s face.
PAM
There’s something different about you.
THEL
Like what?
PAM
You’re more confident. You’re happier.
Before
Thel can say anything, Pam plants a big sloppy kiss on his lips. She breaks
from the kiss, stares deep into his eyes, then exits the car, without a word.
Thel smiles as he watches Pam walk towards her front door.
He
starts up the car, and backs out of the driveway. Pam waves to Thel, and he
waves back. Thel drives down the street. He turns up the RADIO. After a block
or so, CRUTCH appears in the passenger seat.
CRUTCH
You have some explaining to do, young man.
Thel
looks over to Crutch.
THEL
About what?
CRUTCH
What are you doing, kissing that girl? She looks
like a thrift store took a shit on her. I think she’s a dyke.
THEL
Pam’s a great girl.
CRUTCH
You can do better.
THEL
Maybe I don’t want to do better.
Crutch
turns the radio down.
CRUTCH
I don’t want to see you slumming. With a bitchin’
car like this, the babes will be forming a line to do chin-ups on your dick.
Thel
ignores Crutch and turns the radio back up.
CRUTCH
We’ll talk about this later. I have to get some
sleep.
Crutch
leaps from the car, into a dumpster by the street. Thel enjoys the ride.