INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BEDROOM - DAY
Thel
enters his room, wet and emotionally drained. He grabs the woven bag and grips
it forcefully. He screams to the heavens.
THEL
Crutch! Show your face, you fucking pussy.
Thel
looks at the woven bag.
THEL
Damn you, root. I wish I’d never fucking met you.
Thel
violently whips the woven bag across the room. He goes into a blind fit and
tears his room to shreds. He falls to his knees, with tears of rage streaming
down his face.
He
screams to the heavens, once again.
THEL
You won, motherfucker. Are you happy? You beat me,
you fucking prick. I hope you burn in hell. This shit is over.
Thel
gets up and exits his room.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BATHROOM - DAY
Thel
enters the bathroom. He looks at his anguish in the mirror. He wipes away the
tears.
THEL
I am a monster. A fucking monster.
Thel
turns and starts up the shower. He reaches into the medicine cabinet and grabs
a razor blade. He places the blade on the counter, then gets undressed.
He
picks up the blade, and gets into the shower. He sits on the shower floor. He
puts the razor to his wrist and thinks for a moment. Thel musters the courage,
and slashes his wrist.
He
takes the razor in the other hand, and slashes the other wrist. He leans back
and watches his blood flow down the drain.
THEL
It’s over.
Thel
cracks a slight smile and closes his eyes, as he waits for death. Blood pumps
from both wrists. Suddenly, Crutch appears. He reaches into the shower, and
pulls Thel out of the tub, by his neck.
Crutch
lifts Thel and pins him against the wall. Crutch is fuming mad.
CRUTCH
What the fuck are you doing? You don’t die unless I
say so. You got that?
Thel
laughs.
THEL
It’s too late. I’m a goner.
Thel
holds up his wrists. He is shocked by the fact that neither one is slashed.
CRUTCH
Amateur.
Crutch
drops Thel on the floor.
CRUTCH
Put some clothes on. You’re a fucking disgrace.
Crutch
kicks Thel in the stomach.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BEDROOM - DAY
Crutch
has Thel by the back of his neck. Thel is shirtless, only wearing pants. Crutch
tosses Thel to the ground. Crutch grabs the woven bag and takes out a root. He
gets on Thel’s chest and tries to force the root into Thel’s mouth. They
struggle.
CRUTCH
Eat this. We have more killing to do.
THEL
I don’t want to anymore.
CRUTCH
Yes you do.
Thel
pushes Crutch off of him. Thel gets up and runs out of the room.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/KITCHEN - DAY
Thel
runs into the kitchen. He slides feet first towards the cabinet under the sink.
He frantically opens the cabinet and grabs a bottle of bleach.
Thel
opens the bottle and begins to chug bleach. Crutch runs into the kitchen and
sees Thel drinking.
CRUTCH
Are you nuts?
Crutch
lunges for Thel, knocking the bleach bottle away. They wrestle some more.
Crutch pins Thel down.
CRUTCH
Don’t you fucking do this to me.
THEL
It’s the only way out. It’s the only way I can stop
you.
CRUTCH
You don’t want to stop me.
Thel
turns his head and violently pukes.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BATHROOM - NIGHT
Thel
kneels over the toilet, vomiting. Crutch is holding his head, and tenderly
caressing him. Thel falls back into Crutch’s arms. Thel goes unconscious.
Crutch grabs some toilet paper and gently wipes the sweat from Thel’s brow.
CRUTCH
Don’t worry, my boy. Everything is going to be all
right.
Crutch
wraps his arms around Thel and rocks him slowly back and forth.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BATHROOM - DAY
As
the sun rises, Thel lays motionless on the floor. He is still shirtless, and
all alone.
INT.
SCHOOL/HALLWAY - DAY
Pam
is walking down the empty corridor. She has a note in her hand. She comes to a
door marked: PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE. She goes to knock, when she notices the door
is ajar.
She
looks in and sees a police DETECTIVE talking to Principal James. She
eavesdrops.
INT.
SCHOOL/PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE - DAY
Principal
James sits behind his desk. Standing in front of him is a police Detective. Pam
is peeking through the crack in the door.
JAMES
What do you want me to do about it?
DETECTIVE
Seven of your students are missing, not to mention
the suicide. I’m a little offended by your cavalier attitude.
JAMES
Kids disappear all the time. They’re all a bunch of
drug-crazed dope-fiends.
The
Detective slams his fist on the desk.
DETECTIVE
Damn it! This isn’t the summer of love. They didn’t
all run off to Frisco. These are good kids.
JAMES
What the hell do you want from me?
DETECTIVES
I want you to give a shit. I want some answers.
James
takes a deep breath.
JAMES
Fine. Why don’t you tell me who’s missing, and I’ll
tell you what I can.
The
Detective takes a note pad, from his pocket, and begins reading.
DETECTIVE
Craig Musky, Howard Washington, Kelly Douglas,
Francis Todd A.K.A. Lucky the Skin,...
The
names strike a chord of familiarity in Pam. She gets an uneasy feeling and runs
away from the Principal’s office.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BASEMENT - DAY
Thel
sits in a chair, in the basement. He is devoid of any emotion. Crutch is pacing
in front of him.
CRUTCH
I am a killer.
Thel
repeats.
THEL
I am a killer.
CRUTCH
Pain is my law and death is my savior.
THEL
Amen.
CRUTCH
I will rape and torture and maim. Human life means
nothing to me.
Crutch
falls to his knees, in front of Thel.
CRUTCH
You believe all of this, don’t you? I mean, your not
just saying it, to make me happy, are you?
THEL
I am a juggernaut of death. I destroy everything in
my path.
CRUTCH
Good. I’m glad we’re on the same page.
Crutch
stands up.
CRUTCH
What are you going to do to the son-of-a-bitch that
looks at you funny?
THEL
Kill!
CRUTCH
What about the drive-though clerk that fucks you out
of your French fries?
THEL
Kill!
CRUTCH
What happens to the dude with the girlfriend, who’s
prettier than yours?
THEL
Kill!
Crutch
and Thel scream the K-word in unison, over and over again. Then, the doorbell
RINGS. They stop screaming.
CRUTCH
Here’s your chance. Prove to me, that you’re not
weak. You go kill whoever that is, for being a rude interrupting bastard.
Thel
stands up. Crutch hands him a .38 caliber revolver.
CRUTCH
Take this. I found it in your dad’s sock drawer.
Thel
takes the gun and walks with determination, up the stairs.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM
Thel
comes up from the basement and heads for the front door. He tucks the gun down
the back of his pants. He opens the door. Pam is standing there. She looks
gravely serious. Thel dons a big fake smile.
THEL
Pam. So glad to see you. Won’t you come in.
PAM
I really need to talk to you, Thel.
Pam
enters. Thel keeps his front facing her, at all times.
THEL
Have a seat.
Pam
and Thel walk to the sofa and sit. Pam takes Thel’s hand.
PAM
I want to apologize. I should have listened to you.
THEL
That’s okay. I forgive you.
Thel
slowly reaches back, and puts his hand on the gun.
PAM
I know that Craig and Howard are missing. I’m not
sure I really understand, but I believe you now?
Thel
snaps out of his spooky politeness.
THEL
You do?
PAM
Absolutely. You’re in trouble, and I want to help.
Crutch
appears, standing across the room. Pam is unaware of Crutch’s presence.
CRUTCH
Don’t listen to her. She’s fucking with your head.
Thel
looks at Crutch, then back to Pam. He is confused.
PAM
If you say that you brought a killer back from your
trip, I believe you.
CRUTCH
Take the gun, put it to her head, and pull the
trigger.
PAM
We have to figure out how to stop the killing.
CRUTCH
Do it now, you pussy.
Thel
pulls the gun out and puts it to his head. Pam and Crutch are shocked.
Unwittingly, the both yell in unison.
PAM
AND CRUTCH
Thel. No.
Thel
looks at Crutch.
THEL
Get the fuck out of here.
PAM
What’s going on?
THEL
(To
Pam)
He’s here.
PAM
The killer?
Thel
looks back at Crutch. Pam looks around the room. She is in a panic.
THEL
If you don’t leave, I’ll pull this trigger, and
we’re both done for.
CRUTCH
Let’s not do anything hasty.
Thel
pulls the hammer back, on the gun.
CRUTCH
Maybe I’ll come back, when you’re in a better mood.
Crutch
disappears. Pam is still looking around the room.
PAM
Where is he?
THEL
He’s gone.
Thel
takes the gun away from his head and carefully lowers the hammer. Pam throws
her arms around Thel.
PAM
I’m so scared.
THEL
So am I.
Thel
halfheartedly hugs Pam. He stares off in the distance.
EXT.
INTERSTATE - DAY
A
car pulls over to the side of the highway. A MOTORIST jumps out of the car and
runs to the nearby woods. He finds a tree he likes, and begins to urinate on
it.
The
motorist looks down, and is horrified to see a decomposing human hand, sticking
out of the soil.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BEDROOM - NIGHT
Thel
is laying on his bed. He has the gun in his hand. Pam is cleaning up the mess,
from when Thel went ballistic. She looks at the gun.
PAM
Can you put that thing away? Guns make me nervous.
THEL
As long as I have this, Crutch will stay away. He
knows that if I kill myself, he dies too.
PAM
That puts us in kind of a dilemma, doesn’t it?
THEL
I wish you would go home. I don’t want you getting
involved in this. It’s enough, knowing that someone believes me. Knowing that
I’m not crazy.
PAM
I don’t ditch my friends, when they need me the
most. You would do the same for me.
Pam
sits on the bed.
THEL
You are really special.
Pam
puts her hand on Thel’s leg. She gives him a reassuring smile.
PAM
If we’re going to stop him, I need to know the
facts. When does he come? When you’re tripping on the root?
THEL
No. He comes when he pleases.
Thel
thinks for a moment.
THEL
But he’s much worse when I’m on the root.
PAM
There’s your answer. You take the root, and fight
him on his turf.
Thel
is unsure.
THEL
I don’t know. He has this, sort of, control over me.
PAM
You have to stand up to him. He controls you,
because you are scared. You can do it. I know you can.
Thel
ponders the thought.
PAM
I’ll come with you.
THEL
Absolutely not.
PAM
You need me. Haven’t you ever heard of safety in
numbers?
Pam
puts her hand out. Thel places his hand in hers. She smiles. He looks
unconvinced.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/BEDROOM - NIGHT
Pam
and Thel are sitting on the floor, facing each other. The woven bag is between
them. The gun is in his lap. Thel reaches in and takes out two pieces of root.
He hands a piece to Pam. She looks at it.
PAM
This is it, huh?
Thel
puts his root in his mouth. Pam nervously does the same.
PAM
Shouldn’t we put on some Pink Floyd?
Thel
gives her a dirty look.
PAM
I heard it helps the experience.
Thel
reaches for Pam. They join hands. The room begins to shake, and the lights
begin to flicker. Pam and Thel are engulfed in a tornado of lights.
The
colorful lights swirl faster and faster, until the room explodes and everything
goes black.
INT.
THEL’S ROOM(TRIP VERSION) - NIGHT
Thel
and Pam are still holding hands on the floor. The room is illuminated by red
light, and the walls are breathing. Pam is utterly astonished. They both stand
up. Thel has the gun in his hand.
PAM
Are we here?
Pam
looks around the room, then at Thel.
PAM
Are you here? Am I here? Are we here together?
Thel
pinches Pam. She winces from the pain.
PAM
Ouch. Why did you do that?
THEL
We’re both here.
PAM
This is amazing. To tell you the truth, I thought
you were full of shit.
THEL
Gee, thanks.
PAM
You have to admit, this is pretty far fetched.
THEL
Get over it. We have something important to do.
Thel
and Pam cautiously exit the room.
INT.
THEL’S HOUSE/HALLWAY - NIGHT
Thel
and Pam creep down the hallway, towards Thel’s parent’s room. Thel is carrying
the gun. He’s about to open the door, when he hears voices. He and Pam
eavesdrop.
MOM(O.S.)
I’m worried about Thel. I think he’s turning soft.
DAD(O.S.)
He’s no killer. By the time I was his age, I had
killed so many people, the cemetery had to bury ‘em three to a hole. The kid’s
a punk.
MOM(O.S.)
You’re terrible.
Thel
swings the door open. The decomposing bodies of his parents, lay on the bed.
The DAD corpse looks at Thel and speaks.
DAD
Give ‘em hell, boy.
The
MOM corpse adds.
MOM
And bring a jacket.
Terrified,
Pam and Thel turn and flee.
INT.
JUNGLE ROOM - NIGHT
Pam
and Thel enter a room that is a cross between a jungle hut and Evan’s
tripadelic garage. Thel has the gun in his hand. Sitting on beanbag chairs,
around a small fire, are Evan and the Witch Doctor.
Evan
has a fresh bullet hole in his forehead. Evan sees Thel and smiles.
EVAN
Hey little brother. How’s it hanging?
THEL
What happened to you?
EVAN
You mean this?
Evan
fingers his bullet wound.
EVAN
The fucking Feds got me. I became to dangerous for
society, because of my knowledge of herbs, so they popped me in the head, man.
Thel
and Pam are speechless.
EVAN
It’s no big deal. In fact it’s kind of far out. Take
a look at this.
The
Witch Doctor inserts a long smoking pipe through Evan’s bullet hole. The bowl
end of the pipe sticks out of Evan’s forehead, while the mouthpiece is coming
out of the back of his head.
The
Witch Doctor lights the bowl and smokes, through Evan’s head.
EVAN
Skull hits, man. It’ll blow your fucking mind. You
want one?
THEL
No thanks.
Pam
jumps in.
PAM
(To
Evan)
You have to tell us how to stop Crutch.
EVAN
Is that all you want? No problem.
Evan
gets up, with the pipe still stuck in his head. He approaches Thel.
EVAN
The first thing you have to do, is believe. Do you
believe?
THEL
I guess so.
EVAN
Good enough. Next, you want to be totally mellow and
relaxed.
Evan
shakes out his body. Thel does the same.
EVAN
Do you feel good?
THEL
I feel good.
EVAN
Now, you want to click your heels together, and
repeat. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.
Evan
laughs maniacally. Thel and Pam grow nervous. Evan grabs Thel by the collar.
EVAN
I told you not to abuse the root, but you didn’t
listen. Now you’re going to fucking die.
Thel
pushes Evan away. Thel and Pam retreat from the room.