I Need A Twit

I said TWIT, get your mind out of the gutter

I know I make fun of Twitter because, let's face it, it's pretty stupid. However, I think I have come up with a way to make it useful. I can load a feed on to this website linked to a Twitter account and we could have real-time scoring updates from the kid's games. So, like the title says, I need a twit. That is to say, I need someone that is willing to be the team Twitter reporter.

The candidate should be somewhat tech-savvy, so I'm guessing Tanya is out. Also, they should be reliable, so I know Devin is out. And lastly, it should be someone other than Nicole, Tom, or myself. We do enough already. It's time for one of you elitists to come down off of your ivory tower and do some of the grunt work that makes this team function. If you are interested in this un-paid position that carries absolutely no prestige, please contact me and we'll discus how to set it up.

For those of you that don't know what Twitter is, it's basically micro-blogging. People can post short and frequent updates and other people can follow those posts and reply to them. It's like facebook for folks with short attention spans. Actually it is for people that have nothing better to do than to find out that Paris Hilton just got a haircut. Just to give you an example, I'm reposting some interesting tweets I found:

Twitter

frenchy17: i can't decide between michelob ultra light or 3ounce coronas
1 minute ago

tonytonitone: if that kid hits on me again i'm gonna slap the glasses right off his face
4 minute ago

hart-throb: OMG! it's legal to strangle your kids in utah. maybe we should move there. does this ice taste funny?
8 minute ago

madmarv: sure i'll have another beer.
40 minute ago

sexynikki: looks like i'm the designated driver, again
41 minute ago

captainstiff: man, a cold six pack really helps pass the time on these coast2coast flights
1 hour ago

mckilller: brian doesn't know me well enough to make fun of me with fake tweets yet
2 hours ago

steve-da-ref: i just blew another call. who cares? i'm gettin' paid!
5 hours ago

jerebear: this season i'm not going to let the officiating bother me. geez, i hope steve doesn't call any of our games
5 hours ago

sorceressJ: little do they know that drinking from the magic cooler allows me to steal their souls. LMFAO
2 weeks ago

sandiego: i sure am glad i didn't hang out with brian too much last season. he's got nothing to tease me about
3 weeks ago

hillbillytom30: i think i'll buy those canadians a drink and talk to their women
1 month ago

scorningsam: Mio marito e un idiota
1 month ago

topgun22: now that's a hockey! what are you a stupid?
4 months ago

zac-attack: where the hell is my room?
4 months ago

masto-don: i wonder if i should bring the pads to the game? naw, it's not his start.
6 months ago

coachdave: where the hell are my glasses?
6 months ago

swissmiss: no, really. we were just getting coffee
6 months ago

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